Yes, finally have deciso: William e Kate si sposeranno la prossima estate: Solo che Tu non sarai invitato.
Non è che non ti vogliono bene è che non c'entri proprio un cazzo...
Però può sempre essere partecipe alla loro gioia guardando la cerimonia in diretta mondiale su un canale appositamente creato da Mediaset Premium. E magari inviando un bonifico bancario al sottoscritto che provvederà a far avere alla coppia un mazzo di fiori multicolori, a costo di essere preso a manganellate dalle giubbe rosse, oppure spenderli in birre, devo ancora decidere.
What could be more interesting and exciting than this? The "Wedding of the Century" which will be followed shortly by the "Horns of the Century" after the "Divorce of the Century" and, finally, by "crushing the testicles of the Century"?
Cholera in Haiti is not news because we have already sent all the messaggino and then we're done with the consciousness, now fend for themselves. I do my 2 Euri you I have given them .. The Nobel Peace Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi was freed but will soon be arrested again, until that day that is not otherwise know nothing about Burma, I wonder if organized un numero a cui mandare un messaggino per farmi sentire buono e caritatevole anche per le violazioni dei diritti umani?
L'arresto del Super boss Super latitante, Super ricercato, preso mentre ordinava un panettone senza canditi (è ufficiale, non piacciono proprio a nessuno) a casa di suo cugino o giù di lì, proprio il giorno dopo del litigio fra Saviano e Maroni su chi porta la giacca più orrenda (per la cronaca ha vinto Maroni a causa del fazzoletto verde che non sta bene su niente) non fa notizia perché chiunque avrebbe cercato prima a casa dei parenti, senza aspettare il periodo natalizio.
Il Grande Fratello? Non se lo fila nessuno, oppure fanno finta di non filarselo because fafigoesserealternativi but then you look at the replicas on Mediaset Premium should I know? So I sonolternativo and I did not wire the GF. Ferrari has lost the last race then the world is not worth talking about. Valentine went to the Ducati but will begin to pretend motorcycle & motorcycle at any time of day and night just a couple of months.
Scazzi Sarah? Oh no, just ...
What we have left? Well, dig in a bit here and there is also a story that seems to have gone unnoticed, even to those who are all day to select news, such as those of Mediaset Premium:
" CERN antimatter trap"
If you thought "emhbé, chissefrega?" I invite you to turn off the computer and turn Mediset Premium perhaps give the reply of "Monsters vs. Aliens" because here on this post will be very boring.
To tell the newspapers seems like a fairly simple, in practice they have selected the particles of hydrogen (hydrogen has a nucleus composed of a single proton and an electron's orbit, it 's atom stable easier to conduct experiments) have lowered the temperature to to almost absolute zero (-272 ° C) and then, with the magnets have pushed these atoms toward the inside of a plexiglass tube, and magic, they observed antimatter, which has remained there for a little time to do analyze the physical and putting a little bit of Dan Brown, which never hurts.
The first question that comes to mind that the average Italian is not a scientist but he is interested in these things and saw that Angels and Demons at least found it laughable on Mediaset Premium (one at random, me) is: what would this antimatter and why we should care?
Antimatter is the opposite of ordinary matter, and with an enormous imaginative effort have decided to call it anti-matter, more specifically: The ordinary matter of which we are made and also consists of geranium on balcony composed, in turn, basically by electrons, quarks, photons and gluons, the matter made by their corresponding antiparticles is called antimatter. When an electrically neutral elementary particle is the antiparticle of the same becomes herself. Photons, for example, are simultaneously antiphotons. The electrons also have a twin load their positive (because the electron is negatively charged) and have, just think, 'antielectrons or positrons.
When normal matter and antimatter meet they annihilate each other causing a release of energy (in the Italian release of energy is called the explosion) just that, truly microscopic forces (indeed ultrananomiscrostroboscopiche, this is the exact name of this order of magnitude) therefore also their energy release, you can give the horseshoe.
Here, according to a reconstruction of Ricky Cunningham,
confrontation between Superman and Iron Man
But if matter and antimatter annihilate ever exist? In theory, when two gunmen fired at the same time you leave us to the heart of both the pens and good night to the bucket, but in our universe seems to be a winner. It seems that ordinary matter and antimatter have survived disappeared somewhere. It is assumed that the Big Bang gave rise to both ordinary matter and antimatter, which then co-existed in the first moments of life in our universe. What happened to make things change?
To answer this first question is whether the composite particles of antimatter behave like ordinary matter, ie: If I tie two atoms of antihydrogen to get one of antioxygen waterproof? And what does he know?
First drafts of waterproof suppose we must first isolate the particles of antimatter, yes, but where? If all you know is made of matter that would disappear in an antimatter explosion not sure I can put in a shopping bag.
The plexiglass tube in the newspapers tell us is actually the "Penning trap's" or the Penning trap, a complicated system that compound coils from radioactive isotopes 22Na positrons and antiprotons in the same dall'Antiproton Decelerator at CERN (on which we would have to write at least a full post today so I'll skip to feet even). Do not tell you how it would be really long but the process involves lowering the temperature (thus removing atoms by increasing thermal entropy) the resulting slowdown of antiparticles and their combination in a real anti-atoms.
Until now, the process stops at this point, the project ATHENA and ATRAP project failed because once the two combined antiparticles escaping from dissolving in a Penning trap of micro-explosion.
ALPHA Today the project has finally overcome the obstacle of survival (in microseconds) of the particles of antimatter, before long we know how to react to other particles of antimatter stresses and find out what is the difference between the ordinary matter and antimatter. One of the many building blocks that will help us understand our universe and our origins and apologize if it is short.
Astaroth, November 20, 2010
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