Friday, September 10, 2010

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Stupidity, has new horizons




I borrow the title of the last sermon of the Reverend to comment on the recent, unreasonable statements dell'arcinoto Livio Fanzaga.

What, you fool, you do not know who he is? E 'director the best free radio in Italian history (atrocious Radiofreccia an idiot .. Liga) Radio Maria, which henceforth will define the affectionate name for us, a small elite of loyal fans on Facebook: Radio Mary (The Virgin Mary want to modernize, preview: his next message to Fatima will bimbominchiese ).


I suggest the video directly Razio + d, lasts seven minutes but they are all exciting, I guarantee you:



Let us understand, slowly, spokesman for the enlightening message of Mary (my emphasis the rest not, fortunately):


"But I did not know .. mah Hawking is in a wheelchair? Mah. "

Really? Wait for him I'm going to say that perhaps if they have forgotten ... (good start ...)


"So Stephen Hawking is an atheist scientist, right? [Silence] "

Come on, do not demoralize you, there are also scientists who believe in fairy tales, but they are few and ridiculed by .. There Zichichi there next to you to reel off a rosary?


"He had written a book saying that .. after all, perhaps .... God's presence is not incompatible with the existence of the universe .. "

is well, yes, even the existence of unicorns would violate the laws of physics and biology, just find ...


"Now he has written a book, just before the Pope vadi ( not a typo, just say so ..) in Britain, to say that the universe is self-generated without the ' God's intervention "

say that this is about a conspiracy to escalate a tense relations between the Roman Catholic Church and the Church Anglicana? Proprio ora che vanno così d'accordo?? Uhm... C'è del materiale per Giacobbo ...



“Chi conosce un po' di filosofia lo compatisce..”

Ma davvero? Aspetta.. voglio vedere come continui..



“Perché siccome sono laureato in filosofia, oltre che in teologia, permettetemi di dirvi che gli argomenti di Hawking sono di una tale cretineria da non esser presi neanche in considerazione, basta..”

Ma davvero? Ma spiegami anche un attimino perché?? Davvero, ho tempo da perdere...



“Questi scienziati americani, inglesi, eccetera eccetera è gente che non ha una cultura generale, non ha una cultura filosofica, non ha una cultura classica..”

Guarda, carissimo, loro magari no, ma gente come Nietzsche, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Shelling e via discorrendo non erano né americani né inglesi, né “eccetera eccetera” e un filo di cultura classica e filosofica la avevano (oppure no?) eppure hanno in qualche occasione (anzi, in più di qualche occasione) hanno provato ad ipotizzare l'inesistenza di un supereroe invisibile creatore di.. ehm.. tutto.



“E' gente che ha imparato a leggere e a scrivere e dopo it is focused er, eds. and .. eh .. so to speak, on their field of research "

Fanzaga Livio And he explained in three words, how to become astrophysicists: Just learn to read write. And I become that idiot behind the books .. Livio, good God, you could not get there first?? At this time I had Nobel Prize, no, I exaggerate, Oscar-winning director of radio or Mary, why not?


"So lacking a broad vision, a culture wide, reach conclusions ridiculous"

And the "broader culture", only and exclusively to those who believe an omnipotent being who loves you, I say right? Just because I want to rage about the "ridiculous conclusions" ..


From here on we go heavy on the women put the kids to bed that Livio is about to shoot a zero reading the newspaper (Corriere della Sera seems to me, so who cares I just read the Watchtower ..) and no holds barred:


"The fundamental claim of Hawking is this:" The universe is auto-generated by itself from nothing, without God's intervention "

Hawking does not say that the universe is made up of nothing, I think is one who likes to violate the first law of thermodynamics, which says it is not necessary that there was an omnipotent being, then exclude the "from scratch" your sentence may be fine. (And would be the first, bravo!)


"Dawking ( from this point on Livy chooses to call Stephen Hawking as the" Dawking "undoubtedly created in the vacuum of his brain by an evil being Charles Darwin's face and body ape, but confined to a wheelchair who has all his mental disorder, in effect, a statue of the devil himself) should explain what is the origin of the idea of \u200b\u200bGod because nell'uomo c'è l'idea di Dio (..) perché nella mente umana c'è l'idea di un assoluto, di una “causa prima”, da dove deriva?”

Ma, buon pastore, sarai laureato in filosofia ma solo in quella europea, decine di civiltà extraeuropee non hanno mai nemmeno preso in considerazione l'idea di un principio, di una “causa prima”. Mai sentito parlare di Confucio o Lao Tzu? Che immaginavano l'universo come un susseguirsi di cose e avvenimenti, senza inizio e senza fine? Gli indiani d'America non credevano ad un Dio creatore ma ad una serie di divinità naturali, esattamente come le civiltà precolombiane dell'America Latina, un universo senza un inizio and without an end.


"Read Descartes, read San Sebastian Aosta .."

I read Nietzsche, Proust, and Asimov, you okay?


"As one of the greatest astrophysicists living (reading the newspaper, imagine, are not his words), I wonder how happy the Margherita Hack the there (such as aspirin in advertising, I took Hackkk moment ..) his words are bum .. you bum .. raspberry (this was to be hilarious moment, not all the rest, poor Livio, who understand it, with a Dawinkg that roams the prairies of your skull ...)



A reconstruction of how it should look the mysterious "Dawking" in the minds of Fanzaga,

note the secular forest behind it given the enormous spaces


"There is so much tenderness there is in a wheelchair for him, poor love, that is in a wheelchair is a good thing because

suffering, maybe, who knows, other open spaces. .. "

insult you in a while, do not worry ..


"Because it is so badly tanned treat him well .."

Now I come here, I'll break a collar bone, a femur, three ribs and phalanges with the Shanghai we do so maybe it will be a good thing for you, dear my kite idiot, so maybe treat yourself well, and be the first time in life, right?


" The American physicist Leonard Mlodinow 200 pages tight imaginative (he is always reading the newspaper, but now it puts his sarcastic comment) .. yes, a lot of imagination .. ( I told you ..) goes even to hypothesize the existence of other universes inhabited (...) and that the intervention of a creative hand would definitely be ruled out "

As Pastafari practitioner that I can not depart from the assumptions of Hawking, of course, the creative hand c 'is, just not exactly a hand (and most of all, anything but clever) as a spaghetti appentice, but we were not talking about this, so do not change the subject!


"Because I believe that human life is determined that more intelligence (and I had no doubt about it ..) from the subconscious, the subconscious emotional"

But it? Perhaps the syndrome of feeling offended , no? Jung must be turning in his grave ..

"Dig here, dig there, dig there to find ..."

I give up, I can not find comments on this maxim, I'm not capable, I beg your pardon, I am ready to suffer the torment of sparticulo for my absence ..


"Obviously Dawking is angry with the Almighty ..."

Of this I do with a bronze plaque to hang in the room when I feel sad

The imaginary being created by the mind Fanzaga of the fusion of Darwin and Hawking would be angry with his imaginary friend .. Well, as blame him? A being with a bum anthology confined to a wheelchair and that perilous is forced to exist only in the mind of the director of radio so Mary will have a lot of space, but a miserable existence ...


"Dear Dawking, (talking to his imaginary friend, not God, the one created for the occasion) if you think you have an immortal soul, if you thought that we would have all the resurrection of the body beautiful perhaps you would be less angry .. Come on! "

" What the hell! But I say, but studied philosophy, that you have to shoot all the qualities .. "

I've taken the words out of his mouth! Look, we have to agree, you can not fool me jokes ...


"For them there is only what is up .."

Rumors claim that Hawking believes in radio waves and quarks, to name two at random, but do not tell you Dawking pissed .. .


"But science deals with things experimentally verifiable, then there are other worlds, just (in the sense of stars, I think ..) and inhabited planets should take the tests experimentally verifiable point first. "

are anxious for the second .. However, assumptions are valid to evaluate the possibility that extraterrestrial life exists, which is highly likely, and not assumed by Hawking the other week, that come with UFOs to visit us is another matter.


"Second point ( here it is, I know ..) that the universe is generated out of nothing, by itself, in its own right, is a philosophical statement that makes you laugh the chickens"

Type theses Parmenides, Heraclitus and Aristotle on abiogenesis, what were they? Philosophers, I think ...


"He's right Cacciari, siamo alle comiche..”

Basta, ho detto di smetterla di rubarmi le battute!!



Ancora un po' di coraggio, i latini dicevano “Dulcis in fundo” e quelli lì la sapevano lunga:



“Se la scienza è illuminata dalla fede, procede bene..”

Ma davvero? Non so se Giordano Bruno o Galileo sarebbero d'accordo con te...



“E difatti tutti i grandi scienziati che hanno preceduto Hawking (non sta più parlando dell'essere mitologico metà scimmia e metà Wheelchair above ..) on that chair, beginning with Newton were great believers "

But Sir Isaac Newton was not a Catholic, but Protestant and absolutely in opposition to the Roman Catholic Church .. (Suprarenals and did not believe the dogma of the trinity, for one thing) but the important thing is to make new friends, right?


"But if science is not enlightened by faith can go to great blunders, and this is a great blunder"

And if faith is not explained by science must surely meet glaring ca ... Ntone, go, so to speak ..


"I'm sorry for him, poor man, but I'm glad to see him here in this chair .. that is ... (ok, he realized that he had fucked at least once ..) me but I knew I had forgotten it was in a wheelchair, poor, can not speak .. "

I also thought to express the distinguished Hawking, who although they can not talk you will give willingly, I am sure, this masterpiece of Marc Anthony (yes, you guessed it):



Gentlemen, it is almost over, our good Fanzaga, however, could not surrender if not with a pearl of wisdom that deserves to be exposed to a warning to anyone who decides to undertake any academic career:


"Dear Hawkings ( Hawkings has now become, in the plural, because in reality he is referring to all of us) go on a trip to Medjugorje, study less .. Indeed, close, you're retired, go on a trip to Medjugorje .. "



thunderous applause, flowers and down the curtain.

Livio, thanks for existing.



Astaroth 11/09/2010



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